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Tell the CDC to get out of our childrens' bedrooms!

I’ve just seen the Centers for Disease Control’s (CDC) latest “Survey of Teen Sexuality.” And if you haven’t, I want you to brace yourself – because I can sum it up in three words:

Sick.

Disgusting.

Depraved.

And, frankly, it’s time for us to tell the flesh-peddling, filth-purveying liberals -- once and for all -- to stay the heck out of our children’s bedrooms!

The federal government’s peeping toms need to be told – now -- in no uncertain terms that this is not a request. It’s not an option. And, it’s not a recommendation for their biased, bigoted, sordid consideration.

It is an absolute demand that they stop trying to seduce our little children (the CDC has aimed its sex survey directly at hearts and heads of 11, 12, and 13-year-olds) into plunging into promiscuous sex.

It is a demand that they stop trying to make our kids feel like the “odd boy – or girl – out” if they don’t grab a sex partner (or two or three) and join in on all the “fun.”

And it’s a demand that these prying, wannabe pedophiles never again be allowed to invade our schools with their slanted, suggestive, “we-know-you’re-doing-it-so-just-give-us-all-the-sordid-details” questions like -- and I quote:

“How old were you when you had sexual intercourse for the first time?”

“During the past 3 months, with how many people did you have sexual intercourse?”

“The last time you had sexual intercourse, did you or your partner use a condom?” [By the way, the bold face type is theirs!]

You know what? I just don’t happen to believe the federal government has any business asking those kinds of personal, probing questions of our little children. And, I don’t think you do either.

And, I certainly don’t think the answers to those horribly invasive, insidious questions are the business of some sweaty-faced, greasy-palmed federal bureaucrats in Atlanta, Georgia, who – all right, I’ll say it -- very likely run to the men’s room to read the results.

That’s why I’m asking you to join me now in demanding that the Secretary of Education, the Senate Education Committee, and the House Education Committee order the Centers for Disease Control to pull their sick, depraved sex survey out of our children’s schools immediately. And never – ever – again let that darkness in their souls see the light of day!

Action To Take:

Click the Eagle to send a personal Actifax Blast to the Secretary of Education, all 20 members of the Senate Committee on Education – and the chairman and ranking member of the House Committee on Education (23 separate ActiFaxes for just $20.00) telling them that you are outraged at the obscene questions cooked up by the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) and crammed down the throats of our kids. Tell them to order the CDC to pull their perverse sex survey from our children’s schools now!

The fact is, for 14 years, the U.S. government has been asking our children questions about their sex lives that decent people don’t even ask their adult friends.

And, too many of us have been careless, compliant parents.

We’ve allowed self-styled experts to cheapen and degrade the lives of our children – too often with very little protest.

Sex educators have coarsened our children’s sensibilities and compromised their morals by teaching programs so graphic that the material would be judged obscene by almost any court of law this side of San Fancisco.

One of these programs – “About Your Sexuality” – shows color slides of naked men and women, women and women, and men and men performing every conceivable sex act. It was produced and is distributed by the Unitarian Church. It’s for middle-school students.
Another program – this one by Planned Parenthood -- outlines a “safe sex” dance in which participants engage in “a condom relay” using a banana. In one event, boys and girls hang signs around their necks describing the stages of sexual intercourse. The evening ends with the descent from the ceiling of a piñata filled with condoms.

We have allowed our movies and popular music to degenerate into explicit sexual images, four-letter-words, and the glorification of perversion.

And now our government – under the guise of “safe sex” -- is getting into the act, with a survey that cheapens our children’s sexuality even further. Oh, of course, they grin and grimace, and say we as parents and grandparents are “old-fashioned” and “out-of-touch” – even as they attempt to get far too “in-touch” with the most private aspects of our own children’s personal lives.

It’s time for us to tell the government to leave our children alone and let them to grow up in an environment that is wholesome and healthy – safe and secure from the prying eyes of perverse bureaucrats.

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Just how sick and depraved is this invasion of privacy? Well, I want you to imagine for just a moment that your daughter is in the 9 th grade -- a shy girl just leaving childhood.

You’ve never allowed her to see movies that glorify premarital sex and perversion.

Your computer has software that prohibits access to porn sites.

You’ve talked with her about the facts of life, and she knows all you want her to know at this stage of her development.

Then someone at school starts asking questions about her sex life – with the clear implication that she’s already sleeping around, already committing promiscuous acts (and, again, I quote from the CDC’s actual survey):

“During your life, with how many people have you had sexual intercourse?”

“The last time you had sexual intercourse, did you or your partner use a condom?”

“Did you drink alcohol or use drugs before you had sexual intercourse the last time ?”

These questions probe the most intimate areas of her body and soul. Frankly, they suggest that her that her friends and her are probably doing the same thing. Naturally. And, if not, well, why not?

What would you do if your daughter came home in tears and told you how humiliated, how embarrassed she felt, having been forced to answer these questions?

What would you do if you found out the federal government was behind the ugly, snooping questionnaire, this invasion of your family’s privacy? Well, it is! And right now -- with a click of your finger – here’s your chance to help to make it stop.

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Now, you need to be prepared, because when we unleash our ActiFax Blasts about the CDC’s sex survey, the artless dodgers in charge of that liberal hellhole are going to try to worm their way out by saying that they’re “only trying to promote healthy behavior” – and, besides, “parents approve of it.”

Well, those are lies.

In the first place, if the CDC bureaucrats really wanted to promote healthy behavior, why have they fought tooth and nail against AIDS contact tracing? Why have they insisted that AIDS – and AIDS alone – be the only privacy-protected STD? The answer, in short, is because perversion doesn’t offend their politically correct sensibilities – and teenage chastity does. So, homosexuals are entitled to their privacy. And your children aren’t.

As for parental approval, the CDC has gone out of its way to make certain most parents never even know about their dirty little secret survey. And even parents who do have no idea about the not-so-subtle suggestions the questions give middle school children to get on with the fun and games – so that they, too, can talk about the “last time” they had intercourse with a condom, or the “last time” they drank before they fornicated.

There’s one more stunt the CDC is going to try to pull when our ActiFaxes begin to hit. They’re going to say there’s nothing that can be done about their perverse sex survey … that it’s already too late. Don’t you believe them. And don’t let the Secretary or the members of the Senate or House believe them, either. Because we already know better.

You see, in Wake County, North Carolina, one man alone stood tall, spoke out – and told CDC officials to take their survey and stick it in their ear.

As Wake school superintendent Bill McNeal put it, “I think for impressionable young people. They will ask the question, ‘Is everybody else doing it besides me?’ … and that’s a concern of ours.”

Well, it’s a concern of ours, too. And that’s why we, as Laptop Americans, are going to take this fight to the halls of the Department of Education, the U.S. Senate, and the House of Representatives. For years, the CDC has carried the water for the “gay” rights movement, Planned Parenthood, and a dangerous, ineffective approach to sex called “comprehensive sex education.” And now, we’re going to carry the battle to them.

This time they’ve gone too far. This time, they’ve gone after our little children in their own school rooms. This time, their sick, disgusting, and depraved appetite for talking dirty and taking notes has been exposed. And this time, we’re going to stop these pseudo-scientific predators dead in their tracks.

Today. Now.

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